Bailout . . . .Where Do I Apply?

The current economic crisis has instigated all sorts of talk about bailouts.

Well now, I could use one too. My two cars are now eight years old, I need a family room constructed in the basement, my driveway is cracked and I'd like a new iPod.

Where do I go to apply for my share of this glorious handout?

By the way, where is all this money coming from?

Are we going to see "Made In China" printed and minted on all our currency?

Hmmmm.

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